Welcome to a world of imagination.

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

(via made-of-colours-and-promises)

So you know this gif?

themasterslover:

laugh-addict:

Apparently there’s a reversed one now

i like the reversed better ;)

(via dippyinwonderland)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via oldatbreakneckspeed)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

excuse you, god’s status as mexican food was discussed in the winchester gospel 5:2

(via dippyinwonderland)

I’m not saying we should have sex but we should

(via made-of-colours-and-promises)

natured:

I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.

(via dippyinwonderland)

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(via dippyinwonderland)